tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3947497.post8395746255885910112..comments2023-10-30T10:19:45.118-04:00Comments on THE STUPID NEIGHBOUR BLOG: Ca1v1nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05637831959213080411noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3947497.post-55443679707844176982007-03-09T22:45:00.000-05:002007-03-09T22:45:00.000-05:00I learned early on not to try to reason with the p...I learned early on not to try to reason with the perpetrators of such blatant acts. They know what they're doing, and are just simply going to be top dog at all cost. You have to out-think them. I do my best thinking about solutions when I am almost going to sleep at night, and I keep a pad and pencil on my nightstand because some of my solutions are perfect.<BR/><BR/>Here is what one can do to really f up a barbecue - put a shovel of dog crap in it and mash it in. Even the most foul of neighbors has to consider eating out of that thing ever again. I must credit my Mom (bless her) with this solution, and Mom was very demure, dignified, and peaceful 99% of time, with this exception. The neighbors put a hibachi right under her window in the heat of summer. They tossed out the hibachi and never put anything like it there again. Although that was a low barbecue and any dog could have dumped there, you have options to simulate this event. Even a kitty could jump up there and dump. <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, you gave yourself away when you initially spoke to the crass neighbor. If you're lucky, maybe SOMEONE will steal that barbecue in the night. :0)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3947497.post-32682220833656771892007-03-03T09:48:00.000-05:002007-03-03T09:48:00.000-05:00Most municipalities have a enforcement for smoke p...Most municipalities have a enforcement for smoke pollution. Check with your local fire marshall to see if there is an ordinace or rules on outdoor burning. If there is a rule against burning that is offensive or poses a health risk you can have the fire marshall be your advocate. You may need to prove your case. I.E. get a doctors note about asthma, etc.. Anyway that could be your outlet for screwing your neighbor back. Spread the hate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com