Saturday, November 24, 2007

Used To Be Happy writes:

I hate my neighbor. His hobby is running machinery, which is bad enough. But he prefers to do this on Sundays and holidays. Since he and his wife moved across the street I have not enjoyed a holiday in my home because all I can hear is his leaf blower, chain saw, lawn mower, etc. There is no reasoning with this crazy bastard, so I don’t even try. He bought the adjacent 2 acre wooded lot to his house and has defoliated it, just so that he can run his stupid lawn mower over it. He mows dirt. He grooms the woods. He is driving me crazy. I want to kill him. I will most likely be driven from my home of 10 years because this crazy bastard apparently lives off gasoline fumes.

Ca1v1n replies: This goes to show you can never underestimate the power of a man to get excited over power tools and things that go 'vroom'. Mowing dirt is just stupid. The least he could have done is turn the two acre lot into a perfectly manicured alter to the wonderous power of Scott's Turf Builder.

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