NEIGHBOUR HEADLINES

We tend to poke fun at bad neighbours and their headaches here at The Stupid Neighbour Blog but headlines like this should make us all pause and take a deep breath next time we get in an altercation over what are truly insignificant things. Think of this when reading about how a long standing feud over noise and parking leads to a double murder in Denver.

We may sometimes hate our neighbours animals, but if you find dogs roaming around in your backyard I would recommend calling the Humane Society, who will hold them for a time and keep records in case the owners come looking for them. Whatever you do don't just drive them down to the Wal-Mart parking lot and give them away to the first person you see.

It is always important to be on friendly terms with your neighbours whenever possible. That way when a registered sex offender breaks into your house and attacks you can count on your neighbour to come to your rescue and kill the bastard.