Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Renton, Washington - A crazy old lady in Renton chased her neighour and a small child around the block with a machete, lit her house on fire, and subsequently perished in the blaze. She was described as "quiet, nice and sweet" by her fellow neighbours. They said the same thing about that guy who decapitated and then snacked on the ear of a fellow bus passenger in Manitoba last week. At least he was described as "quiet", "church going", "model employee" and "a very nice polite guy". Just goes to show you should never trust anybody who isn't a drug-addled, raving lunatic.

1 comment:

xoggoth said...

Maybe some people are natural conformists and happy to be, in others there is just a bizarre eccentric waiting to burst out but they repress it. If she had talked to slugs and worn her bra back to front a bit more often it might never have happened.